this is so hilarious… I mean why do we poke fun at fruitcake and yet a lot of people do eat them.
According to The Vatican, the painstaking translation of recently unearthed ancients scrolls has revealed that there was a fourth Wise Man who set out to meet Baby Jesus on that First Christmas.
For nearly two thousand years, The Bible has told us that Three Wise Men visited the manger after following a star across the desert. We learned that this Intelligent Trio brought the gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
“Isn’t this so exciting, Austin?” Pope Francis shouted at this Modern Philosopher via Skype. “After all these years, The Bible is finally going to get some fresh material. The Church is thrilled at the discovery of the fourth Wise Man.”
So what happened to this fourth visitor? How come he didn’t make it to the manger? Has my creche been incorrect for all these…
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